1 week ago
Everybody I know is having kids, so I made this helpful guide to nature names for your baby. The original is over here.
From now on I shall be called Bat Falcon Hanson, kthx.
via jtotheizzoe
3 months ago
- Robin Peckingold of fleetfoxessing
via: The Guardian’s Meet The Men Behind Those Fleet Foxes Sing covers of Whitney Houston, Adele, and Madonna
7 months ago
9 months ago
10 months ago
Aww, what’s happened here?
My new favorite GIF ever. Harry is the biggest third wheel in the history of life. Thank God for this GIF.
I mean, I just don’t understand where he gets it from.
via gorgeousnerd
1 year ago
1 year ago
“Jer’s hidden behind Mike. You can’t see him in picture!”
“Well, we gotta pay the bill.”
“Molly’s Cupcake’s is gonna close!”
3 am rolls around…
via latkemonster
1 year ago
Shit Chicagoans Say
I know. I had to. It’s just…I’ve heard every single one of these. Like srsly.
ehhh. I think you stop saying this after awhile.
The red line and usually the blue line smell like piss. I dont understand all the other color lines, I rode the brown a few times and maybe the orange once. AND any place that is BYOB is a win.
some of this i totally get. i guess i’m not a full chicagoan yet :p. but alta, i have to argue that while the blue line does, on occasion, smell like, piss, it more often smells like hobo. i want to take the brown line more, it’s clean every time i go on it. i say “only a couple blocks away” like every day, because i work at a hotel and give directions a lot.
also: i will only date boys with cars here. just kidding.
(Source: viva-russianred)
via britreads4fun
1 year ago
1 year ago
1 year ago
1 year ago
Beard Compliment Translations «
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
My pants are coming off.
Work related:
“You shaved!”
That’s the only thing you had going for you, asshat.
2 coworkers:
beard = I don’t like you but I don’t hate you.
beardless = You’re completely unbearable.
(Source: en-descent)
via shalalalane
2 years ago
In fact to celebrate the start of these 20 questions, I’ll show you an exclusive photo of the White Council planning the attack on Dol Guldur! Even if you don’t want to be hit with spoilers, you should still take a look. For the first image of Gandalf, Elrond and Galadriel brandishing an array of fearsome Elvish weapons.
Peter Jackson
via fuckyeahhobbitcast
